Hilarious Jokes for Kids
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
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Knock knock
Who's there
Cow
Cow who
No silly, cows say moo, not who
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed
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Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them
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Knock knock
Who's there
Little old lady
Little old lady who
I didn't know you could yodel
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Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
To get a tweetment
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the MOOvies
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Where did Tigger find Pooh?
In the toilet
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What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
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What happened when the owl lost it's voice?
It didn't give a hoot
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What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn?
Where's pop corn?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer ( no idea )
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
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Why was six scared?
Because seven eight nine
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Knock knock
Who's there
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles
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Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted
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Where do sheep get their wool cut?
At the BAAbars
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What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt!
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Knock knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo who
Don't cry, it's just a joke
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Why did the chicken cross the play ground?
To get to the other slide
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I am not sure who likes these jokes more, me or the kids.
Kids jokes are just so FUN!
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